"Afraid my last MS bent keyboard has just met its maker (silicon heaven, not his Billness) via me, anger, and a hammer."

BTDTGTTS - my first bent keyboard given to me as a gift from a former employer when I visited their office in SF met its maker in a similar way, except it was just me pounding in it with my full anger rather than use of a hammer that did for it. I replaced it with another though, sad person that I am... all other keyboards are stright though (seems really odd to use that word somehow!!)