useless bloody computers

Why won't they do what I want?
instead of what I accidently tell them to do.
Whatdyamean they're not telepathic?

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$ fortune

Grandpa Charnock's Law:
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Me vs Keil CA51 compiler : "I'm game, we'll see who rusts first!"

I think I need a bigger hammer...